Sarcastic Watercooler
The musings of a Sarcastic Watercooler
* The watercooler never talks out loud, only thinks to itself.
* The watercooler dislikes the useless talks of workers that take place around it.
Episode 1
Human worker #1: hey bill, how are you?
Human worker #2: good man..u chuck?
Watercooler: everyone’s doing good…now go back to your cube fortress!!
Human Worker #1: u know how it is…the same as always…..
Human worker #1: how was your weekend?
Human worker #2: good..u know.. just took family and kids to the park, hung out..oh..u know wut..my dog did the funniest thing..
Watercooler: oh God…here we go…nobody wants to hear about your dog
Human worker #1: oh…wow..that poodle of yours…he’s a funny little guy…
Watercooler: aye!…a poodle? do you dress it up in cute little outfits too?? disgusting!!
Human worker #2: he was acting like a big dog by barking at a German Sheperd
Watercooler: I guess someone has to be manly in your house
Human worker #1: ha.. hahaahaha
Watercooler: WHAT THE HELL?? how is that funny? I guess sitting inside a gray cube all day numbs your sense of humor….but still, what the hell???
Watercooler: grown man running around with a poodle….a guy who laughs at stupid jokes….oh my life..my life…why am I a
watercooler?
Water cooler (sighs, bubbles rise to the top)…
Then both of the workers went back to their cubicles. The water cooler sits their wondering why it has to sit there and listen to all these chats and comments and wished it had arms and legs to run out.
